A couple of scandals which are hardly surprising but don't get any coverage:
Patsy Hewitt's kid, a coke head.
Tessa Jowell, whose husband took the big Italian bribe, made a habit for a while of paying of her mortgage in cash then re mortgaging. Suitcases full of cash? Given that the police can seize any amount over £1000 held in cash until a magistrate can be convinced it's of legitimate provenance and banks are required to initiate money laudering investigations for amounts over £4000, perhaps it's relevant that such investigations of likely to be investigated in inverse proportion to the size of the cash deposit. Well, at leas tshe didn't claim it on expenses.
Remember why tarzan started shaving? I never bothered.