Blonde bombshells

Israel's oiled propaganda-machine was further lubricated by its
self-acknowledged decision to select women as their masbirim (misinformation
spokespersons) so as "to project a feminine and softer image." To add some cool
glamour to Israel's hot lies, Tzipi Livni, the state's foreign minister and a
natural blonde, announced, in response to calls for truce: "There is no
humanitarian crisis in the [Gaza] Strip, and therefore there is no need for a
humanitarian truce."

The blonde offensive, led by the rising star of Israeli politics, was
fortified by a team of peroxide blonde Israeli women, whose sex, lies and video
games decorated TV screens worldwide. They explained to the sympathetic world
the hardships endured by the nuclear-armed Israelis threatened by the crude
rockets. After all, one Israeli was killed in the last six months, while three
other Israelis (one of them a Palestinian citizen of Israel) were killed by
rockets since Gaza has been turned into a slaughter-house by the silk gloves of
the Israeli army.